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alcohol warning labels

Discussion in 'Funny page' started by Stars and Stripes, Nov 7, 2011.

  1. Stars and Stripes

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    Liquor manufacturers have accepted the government's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~
    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
    hell happened to your bra and panties.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~
    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
    whispering when you are not.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~ ~~~~~~~~ ~~~~
    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a
    retard.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~
    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends
    over and over again that you love them.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~
    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~
    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
    ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~ ~~~~~~~~ ~~~~
    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically
    converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~
    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
    tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~
    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
    laughing WITH you.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~
    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~ ~~~~~~~~ ~~~~
    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting
    your ass kicked.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~
    WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may mack you tink you kan tpye reel
    gode.

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    Stars and Stripes, Nov 7, 2011
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