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Hairy Women

Discussion in 'Main Forum' started by R1 Chickie, Nov 14, 2011.

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I like my women

  1. hairless and smooth

    21 vote(s)
    72.4%
  2. ooh, I do like a bit of that soft, pale downy hair but the everything else off

    6 vote(s)
    20.7%
  3. like a grizzly bear

    2 vote(s)
    6.9%
  1. kitten_art

    kitten_art Race Rep +

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    I am not a tattooist.......I design them, you dont listen to nuffink I say *sob*
    And.....the H was for helipad I believe.... ;)
     
  2. Roadwart

    Roadwart Administrator Staff Member Administrator +

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    Kitten, I may be in touch with you in the new year for a design.
     
  3. ramrider

    ramrider Race Rep +

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    what on your pubes
     
  4. BlackHornet

    BlackHornet Look before you turn Staff Member Moderator +

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    :eek::rolleyes: a bike forum talking hairy women, what have we come to and it's lead by the women :giggle:
    lets at least relate it to biking

    does a landing strip work as a tank protector ? a full triangle reduce vibration ? fully shaved add to top end speed ?

    :haha:
     
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  5. R1 Chickie

    R1 Chickie Guest

    Oh yes, smooth and silky makes us more aerodynamic, don't you know :)
     
  6. Skortchio

    Skortchio Caustic +

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    If you had enough hair, it could help your aerodynamics. By 'packing out' the loose parts on your leathers it would eliminate drag pockets and create a smoother bubble...

    What am I saying! No, female hair is bad! It makes you slower, and can actually make your engine leak oil if it's within a few inches of the bike, best it's all removed (barring on your head and perhaps eyebrows) just for your own safety.

    :thumbsup:
     
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  7. Les

    Les British Superbike +

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    I can't wait for Spin's take on this.:(
     
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  8. R1 Chickie

    R1 Chickie Guest

    Ha, another excellent reason to be hairless is it reduces the hair sticking in grazes
     
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  9. Finchy

    Finchy Guest

    I've got to go with the majority and say 'smooooth'. If I wanted to feel hairy legs against mine, our dog would be allowed to sleep on the bed.
     
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  10. Fergy

    Fergy Secret prototype +

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    I am after a tattoo design how can you help?
     
  11. kitten_art

    kitten_art Race Rep +

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    Wellllll........you ask me very very nicely. I ask you what ideas you have and where you want it.......then I tell you how much approximately it will cost you. Then you pass out......ok? :)
    Got a couple of mutts to draw before Yuletide. Holler at me in the new year
     
  12. Choco

    Choco Commuter 500 +

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    Quite. It's terrible when you get pash rash.

    Also, this thread = WTF?
     
  13. niki

    niki Off Roader +

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    not sure which I preferr smooth or just a little landing strip
     
  14. R1 Chickie

    R1 Chickie Guest

    What's with the landing strip??? Do you also need a little man with 99p flashlights to guide you in :D
     
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  15. hoppielimp

    hoppielimp Fair Weather Rider +

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    :hot:i'm starting to imagine horrible thoughts....hair sticking in grazes ? jeepers...that would involve like sliding crotch first along a curb or a barrier....
     
  16. kitten_art

    kitten_art Race Rep +

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    You have a stranger mind than mine......and that is saying something! :lol2:
     
  17. ramrider

    ramrider Race Rep +

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    it depends if you have a jumbo jet or ultralight
     
  18. ramrider

    ramrider Race Rep +

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    dosent say much about your missus
     
  19. Choco

    Choco Commuter 500 +

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    R1C, why not, for the benefit of balance, create a poll for the ladies about whether they like their men to trim the garden or whether they like backcarpet?
     
  20. BlackHornet

    BlackHornet Look before you turn Staff Member Moderator +

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    feel free to start the thread choco but do you really want all the guys attaching pictures :sick:
     
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