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Management lesson

Discussion in 'Funny page' started by Hanna, Jan 11, 2012.

  1. Hanna

    Hanna Street Fighter +

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    Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,
    But she belonged to someone else...


    One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to
    Her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me
    Screw you. But the girl said NO.


    Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on
    The floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the
    Time you pick it up. "


    She thought for a moment and said that she would have
    To consult her boyfriend... So she called her
    Boyfriend and told him the story.


    Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the
    Money very fast, he won't even be able to get his
    Pants down."


    So she agrees and accepts the proposal.

    Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.

    Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and Asks


    WHAT HAPPENED?????????
    !!!!

    She responded,
    "The bastard used coins!"


    Management lesson:
    Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before
    Agreeing to it and getting screwed.
     
    JimG, Sporty1200, _Yappa_ and 3 others like this.
  2. Roadwart

    Roadwart Administrator Staff Member Administrator +

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    :rofl2:

    That`s my kind of joke :D
     
  3. Roadwart

    Roadwart Administrator Staff Member Administrator +

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    Taxi for Mr head! ;)
     
  4. rhanmore

    rhanmore Moped +

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    Like it!!
     
  5. BlackHornet

    BlackHornet Look before you turn Staff Member Moderator +

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