A Biker...

Two blokes were riding down the road on a motorcycle.

The rider was wearing a leather jacket that didn't have zip and finally he stopped the bike to tell his pillion passenger:

"I can't ride anymore with the wind hitting me in my chest." So he decided to put the jacket on backwards to block the air from hitting him.

They set off again but a mile down the road they took a corner too fast and smashed into a tree.

A farmer that lived nearby was first on the scene.

Shortly afterwards a police car pulled up. Surveying the wreckage, the officer asked the farmer: "Are either of them showing any signs of life?"

The farmer said: "Well, that first one was until I turned his head around the right way."