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The burglar...

Discussion in 'Funny page' started by Steve B, Feb 11, 2012.

  1. Steve B

    Steve B Street Fighter +

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    Me and my wife where in bed last night when a burglar came in.
    He killed my dog, draw a circle on the floor and said to me "don't you f*cking leave this circle or your wife dies
    "Then he took our mobiles and crushed them.
    He hit my wife and then f*ucked her, on the bed, on the floor, against the closet.
    He took all our money and left.
    My wife went mental at that point untill she looked at me. "WHAT ARE YOU F*CKING SMILING ABOUT!!"
    "When he was banging you on the floor i stepped out of my circle twice"...
     
    Steve B, Feb 11, 2012
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