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Should you get yourself a robot?

Discussion in 'Funny page' started by JimG, Aug 27, 2013.

  1. JimG

    JimG British Superbike +

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    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-23637225

    Minus points
    • Rather than wanting new shoes a couple of times month, she needs new batteries every 20 minutes
    • Could electrocute you if you take her in the shower
    • Little boy next door's remote control for his toy car could cause havoc
    • Will cost you £5,700 before you've even had your first fumble

    Plus points
    • No 'womens issues' each month
    • When she starts complaining you just take the batteries out (and even if you don't she'll stop after 20 minutes).
    • No headaches
    • No need to even attempt to satisfy her as well.
    :rolleyes:
     
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  2. lost

    lost Samsung leaflet fetishist +

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    where can i get one purely for research of course ;)
     
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  3. JimBo

    JimBo World Superbike +

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    20 mins battery life eh?
    That's about 19mins 30 secs too long for men and .....
    about 40 mins too short for women!

    This sort of news story makes me very worried for the human race.
     
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