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Unstoppable New Computer Virus

Discussion in 'Funny page' started by JimG, Apr 24, 2014.

  1. JimG

    JimG British Superbike +

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    Beware! There is a new virus that Microsoft, Norton and McAfee are unable to stop. It has the following effects:

    1. Causes your computer to send the same e-mail twice.
    2. Causes your computer to send blank e-mails.
    3. Causes your computer to send e-mail to the wrong person.
    4. Causes your computer to send an email back to the person who sent it to you.
    5. Causes email to be sent without the attachment.
    6. Causes email to be sent before you've finished.

    It has similar effects on mobile phones and also causes them to make calls while in your pocket, or to ring the wrong person.

    This virus has mostly been found on computers belonging to people born before 1965.

    REGRETFULLY THERE IS NO FIX. IT'S CALLED THE "C-NILE VIRUS."
     
  2. Stars and Stripes

    Stars and Stripes Secret prototype + Site Supporter

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    I resemble that remark!!!!!
     
  3. Panel Man

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    Jeepers. I have it too. Pardon? I heard that. :lola::old:
     
  4. JimG

    JimG British Superbike +

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    Gosh, you have it too?
     
  5. JimG

    JimG British Superbike +

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    Gosh, you have it too?
     
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  6. Panel Man

    Panel Man Secret prototype +

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    'Fraid so.
     
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  7. Panel Man

    Panel Man Secret prototype +

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    'Fraid so
     
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  8. Panel Man

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    There is an update on the Microsoft website. Apparently several users have written in to say the virus has disappeared and they are not seeing any of the above-mentioned effects. Microsoft say that this shows the C-Nile virus has mutated into its later, terminal stage, D-Nile.
     
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  9. Les

    Les British Superbike +

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    How about that dysfuctional virus...P-Nile?
     
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  10. Panel Man

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    Just you, Les. Just you. [Or is this D-Nile again?]!
     
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