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Coming Up Short....

Discussion in 'Funny page' started by Scrubz, May 18, 2014.

  1. Scrubz

    Scrubz Twist N Go

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    Two dwarfs win the lottery and decide to go to London and live it up. One says to the other "let's find a couple of hookers and have a night to remember"!
    Having found their hookers the dwarfs head to their respective hotel rooms. The first dwarf cannot get aroused no matter what the hooker tries, his embarrassment made worse as he can hear his mate in the next room going " 2..3..uh.....2...3....uhhh!
    They meet for breakfast where the first dwarf admits to his disastrous night, but praises his mate for his energetic efforts!

    "What are you taking about"? Says his mate........"I couldn't even get on the bed"!!!!
     
    Garya, viking killer and BlackHornet like this.

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