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An elephant...

Discussion in 'Funny page' started by Roadwart, Sep 2, 2011.

  1. Roadwart

    Roadwart Administrator Staff Member Administrator +

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    ...was drinking out of a river one day, when he spotted a turtle asleep on a log. So, he ambled on over and kicked it clear across the river.

    "What did you do that for?" Asked a passing giraffe.

    "Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 53 years ago."

    "Wow, what a memory" commented the giraffe.

    "Yes," said the elephant, "turtle recall".
     
    Roadwart, Sep 2, 2011
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