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Twice a day!

Discussion in 'Funny page' started by Roadwart, Sep 7, 2011.

  1. Roadwart

    Roadwart Administrator Staff Member Administrator +

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    This guy goes into a doctors and says "Doctor, doctor you've gotta help me. I just can't stop having sex!"

    "Well how often do you have it?" the doctor asks.

    "Well, twice a day I have sex with my wife, TWICE a day", he answers back.

    "That's not so much", says the doctor.

    "Yes, but thats not all. Twice a day I have sex with my secretary, TWICE a day," replies the man.


    "Well that is probably a bit excessive," says the doctor.

    "Yes, but thats not all. Twice a day I have sex with a prostitute, TWICE a day," says the man.

    "Well, that's definitely to much", says the doctor.

    "You've got to learn to take yourself in hand."

    "I do", says the man.     "Twice a day."
     
    Roadwart, Sep 7, 2011
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