What's pi$$ed me off today.........!!

Yesterday actually. A elderly female neighbour watched a teenager push a m/cycle up the road, stopped & threw a bunch of keys behind a bush & carry on for 10 mins before returning without bike/red crash hat. She called plod, picked up the keys (which she later gave them) then came to me as she couldn't keep up with following him. I followed him for about a mile during which he's looking pretty twitchy, on mobile, eyes everywhere & also called plod & gave desc etc. They pull up a few mins later (yes, really) & I point him out & they stop him & I left thinking they'll at least search him. I go on pedal bike to look for the bike but find nothing & then see him walking off now with some mates towards where he left the bike after they let him go. Maybe I'm over suspicious after getting our own garage emptied of bikes at this time of year but can't think of a reason to lose the keys other than not to be in possession of them if stopped. At least I know what they look like. Now...where is that chainsaw?

 

You lot have too much time on yer hands. Stop moaning!

 

Sort out the Xmas do!

 

Menus posted now mate.

 

Good point re fog lights/spray but in town they just increase dazzle through a wet visor. Grrr.

 

Finding my old Samsung slider phone, camera facility has disappeared. Now off to Maidstone to be browbeaten by a spotty yoof to upgrade to some equally mysterious technological wizardry .

 

Get a decent Smartphone , ya dinosaur. Buy Android, NOT APPLE.

 

Leaving my gold chain and pendant in hotel room, remembering 10 mins later, going back to be told cleaners never found anything soo p*ssed off at my self , and the lying Robbin bloody cleaners !

 

Les you could do a hard reset, or remove battery and leave a few minutes and then replace it and see if it all has come back

 

At least I didn't stop growing at 4. F*ck it, am off to the gym where I don't have to understand.

 

try percussive engineering matey.. i find it usally works a treat on electronics.... well it sure as hell makes me feel better.

 

Yep. Get a hammer. Did that fix it? In that case you've got an electrical problem. Got any duct tape?

 

You never stop growing Les, bald spot caused by head rubbing against ceilings ?

 

The poxy bloody weather!!!! As is usual!! About time for a hosepipe ban maybe......... not so surprising considering the twats had the gritters out the other week........

 

Supposed to be dry n sunny tomorrow, if you believe weather forecasts

 

Oh Dave! I've missed your bolded messages, large writing and extensive use of smilies!!1

Welcome back

 

Thank you......... and G'day, have a nice one......

 

Ordered new tyres last friday from my tyres.co.uk - good price
After talking to them saying I need it by Thursday (they said ya ok 2-4 days), they send me an email saying it will get here on the 3rd Dec

The courier website says 2 days...Otherwise I won't have my tyres for Brands...and If its damp, I don't really want to be zooming around on those Devlish Supercorsas...