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Here's A Yuletide Thread

Discussion in 'Main Forum' started by kitten_art, Dec 17, 2011.

  1. kitten_art

    kitten_art Race Rep +

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    If you are a lovely dude, then I am sure the lovely girl will come along at some point.
    The money.......not so easily fixed :D
     
  2. Les

    Les British Superbike +

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    Maybe the girl will bring the bag o' money.:sneaky:
     
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  3. kitten_art

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    Now there's a thought!
     
  4. nikko1135

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    well here's to a new year, new friends, an hopefully someone special may cross my path as well. :love:

    R U LISTENING SANTA?????
     
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  5. nikko1135

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    ok too slow on the uptake!! yes please gorgeous girl, big bag o money! an she must love bikes [​IMG]

    not too much to ask?? tee hee....
     
  6. kitten_art

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    He's behind youuuuuuu!

    No, hang on......that's panto......sorry! :lol2:
     
  7. nikko1135

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    you had me worried then....... im on my own in my flat!! u trying to give me a heart attack??[​IMG]
     
  8. kitten_art

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    Never fear, I am first aid trained!
    Plaster anyone?

    :giggle:
     
  9. BlackHornet

    BlackHornet Look before you turn Staff Member Moderator +

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    this is a genuine lottery winner

    090309-ga-lotto.jpg

    somehow the guy won the lottery and amazingly found the girl of his dreams in the same week :hah:
     
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  10. nikko1135

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    unbelievable, true love and wealth all at the same time!! how lucky is that :D bet she was really surprised when she found out her new man was a millionaire.......?
     
  11. nikko1135

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    plaster!!.......for a heart attack? think u need some more training:eek:

    :)
     
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  12. kitten_art

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    Me? Noooooo, never!
    Just very resourceful ;)
     
  13. nikko1135

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    not sure i wanna test the theory lol..... so where exactly would the plaster go in a cardiac arrest situation.......[​IMG]
     
  14. kitten_art

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    Not sure.......I shall consult the manual and get back to you :rubhands:
     
  15. kitten_art

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    Think he looks way too shellshocked to actually take full advantage of this fleeting opportunity! :lol2:
     
  16. GuzziRob

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    Found it page 47 3rd paragraph " firmly place plaster across hairy chest, as close to the heart as possible. and remove in one swift upward motion"
     
  17. Sporty1200

    Sporty1200 British Superbike +

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    They look very well suited. I hope they find true happiness. ;)
    His tits are bigger than hers.:eek: :lol2:
     
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  18. kitten_art

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    Thankyou, manual. ;)
     
  19. nikko1135

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    oooouuuuuuuccchh [​IMG]
     
  20. kitten_art

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    Worra wimp! :rolleyes: :D
     

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