Harley Jokes....

Q. Where do you put money to hide it from a harley rider?

A. In the bathroom...under the soap.



Q. What do you get when you have 32 Harley owners in the same room?

A. A full set of teeth.



Q: What's the happiest day in a Harley rider's life?

A: When they discover that they can use Right Guard(tm) under their left arm.



Did you hear about the HD owner who put Odor Eaters(tm) in his new riding boots?

Two days later, he disappeared.



Q: Why are there only two pallbearers at a Harley funeral.

A: Garbage cans only have two handles!



Q- What is the most common accessory for Harleys'?

A: A pick-up truck.



Q-What does a Harley and a hemorrhoid have in common?

A-Sooner or later every asshole gets one.



MORE Reasons Why Harley Owners Won't Wave At Other Bikers



Afraid it will invalidate warranty.



Leather and studs make it too hard to raise arm.



Refuses to wave to anyone whose bike is already paid for.



Afraid to let go of handlebars because they might vibrate off.



Rushing wind would blow scabs off the new tattoos.



Just discovered the fine print in owner's manual and realized H-D is partially owned by those rice-burner manufacturers.



Can't tell if other riders are waving or just reaching to cover their ears like everyone else.



Remembers the last time a Harley rider waved back, he impaled his hand on spiked helmet.



Q: How do you tell if a Harley rider has had sex?

A: His middle finger is clean.



Q: What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover vacuum cleaner?

A: The Harley has room for two dirtbags on board.



Q: How is a Harley Davidson like a Porcupine?

A: Both have pricks on their back.



Q: Why do Harley owners have tassels on their handlebars and clothing?

A: To be able to tell if they're moving or not !



Q: Why did the Harley owner cross the road?

A: He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.



Q: How do you break a Harley owner’s finger?

A: Kick him in the ass.



Q: How do you confuse a Harley owner?

A: Put him in a round room and tell him to piss in the corner