What Made Me Smile today ...........................????

What makes you think I have time to keep count on your determined attempts at being quartered by the female populace of SECB?

I have an incredibly busy schedule, I have to get up and feed the cat. Then wait about aimlessly for the nurse to come and dress my wound, in between which argue with medical incompetants, not to mention intricately scour ebay and other sites for more pointless cr*p to buy!

Just as well I don't get any company, simply no time, none at all!

 

Being out on a bike...any bike . Got the off-roader off road, only to find everywhere is waterlogged. I mean...mud is ok, but lakes of water??

 

Just remembering Friday seems to have become 'Chocolate Night' for me, im off to the garage to get a brick of it.

 

Chocolate?......did someone mention chocolate?

 

No, now get back in your box.

 

Having just seen Rob's joke...I remembered a true story related by a mate who'd just met a young lady & they went back to hers a bit worse for wear one winter evening. He jumped into bed while she showered, during which time he needed to fart, but being tipsy, err...followed through . Desperate for her not know he's soiled her sheet he bundled it out the window & into the back garden, turned the light off & pulled the duvet around his shoulders, leaving the window open to clear the air, hoping she'd get into bed without noticing. She got into bed, found no sheet & seeing the open window looked out & saw her bedsheet below. Noticing the smell & his innocent look she came to the right conclusion. For some reason he said she didn't see the funny side & threw his stuff out the window & ejected him into a communal hall.

 

Stoppit! I've only got a lonely wagonwheel in the fridge and some nutella in the cupboard......I.............must............resist!

 

@ Les ....psml........ a mate u say..

 

I didn't like to say anything....but I thunked it!

 

You're gonna have to forget that chilli chocolate if you are going racing. Look what it did to me!

 

ooooo i love ragging my ickle 400 round the indie track at brands

 

Making the most of the Drought, Gonna be recording in the studio again today. Vocals and guitars on Girls on Film and Saturday Night allright for Fighting..... Tiz for a promo CD to get gigs, hopefully

 

Got bike out from under covers today havent started it since august last year, key in, power on, good to go now to tax the thing

 

Happiness is... waking up from your afternoon nap just in time to see the last two naps of the MotoGP.

And before any of you smart arses start attempting witty jibes - I deserved my nap having got up at 6am and gone for a 10km run through Friston Forest! Oh, that's the other thing that made me smile - may not have done any running for a while but can still run 10km straight off.

 

The finally making an appearance and getting out on the bike for a couple of hours

 

Coming home to this lovely weather!