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What's pi$$ed me off today.........!!

Discussion in 'Main Forum' started by Ducky, Jul 14, 2011.

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  1. Garya

    Garya World Superbike +

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    Getting the Strom out of hibernation to find petrol p***ing out upon startup
    AA man, new throttle bodies link pipe and 2 hours later i have learnt how to remove fairings and tank and is now good as new
     
    Garya, Apr 27, 2012
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  2. Panel Man

    Panel Man Secret prototype +

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    A split pipe? Blimey. What caused it, do you think?
     
    Panel Man, Apr 27, 2012
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  3. Les

    Les British Superbike +

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    Not enough throttle use...caused a build of pressure?;)
     
    Les, Apr 27, 2012
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  4. Garya

    Garya World Superbike +

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    wasn't split. lack of use probably like les said. wasn't sealing properly cos of pipe clips and not jubilee clamps
    common fault with stroms apparently
     
    Garya, Apr 27, 2012
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  5. Roadwart

    Roadwart Administrator Staff Member Administrator +

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    My first job when leaving school was fixing industrial cleaning machines for the firm that had a HUGE cleaning contract with tesco. Every time we got a new one, we would replace all the hose clips with jubilee clips before sending them out to the store as no-one trusted them to not work loose after a few uses.
     
    Roadwart, Apr 27, 2012
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  6. lost

    lost Samsung leaflet fetishist +

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    cant speak or read french :mad:bloody foreigners EVEN SHOUTING SLOWLY AT THE SCREEN DONT WORK
     
    lost, Apr 28, 2012
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  7. kitten_art

    kitten_art Race Rep +

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    S'funny that, did you try typing slowly?
     
    kitten_art, Apr 28, 2012
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  8. BlackHornet

    BlackHornet Look before you turn Staff Member Moderator +

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    coming home this evening to hear my dog going mad, doesn't normally bark till i get to the gate. then i relise that his bark is to loud to be coming from inside the house. i get to the house and it feels stone cold the kitchen looks like a tornado his been though and no sign of the dog. He's In the garden ???? doors to the conservatory and jammed shut :( so i force them open to see the dog standing there soaking wet, still barking like mad and the conservatory doors wide open :eek: quick check around the house, no one inside and nothing missing :rolleyes: dog only stops barking when i take him out for a walk. the wind has clearly whipped though the kitchen and ended up forcing the conservatory doors open and the vacum has then slammed the inner doors. leaving the poor dog trapped outside and the house to get cold :mad:
     
    BlackHornet, Apr 28, 2012
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  9. lost

    lost Samsung leaflet fetishist +

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    poor thing hope you give him lots of affection tonight
     
    lost, Apr 28, 2012
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  10. Les

    Les British Superbike +

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    What...nobody up yet? Got up at 4am to vent my spleen (whatever that means:( ) at a solicitor who's recently put up his HOURLY charge to, wait for it.... :mad: between £120 for the office trainee to £200 (+ VAT) for a fully 'qualified' thief. Might go back to bed now my heads clear.:)
     
    Les, Apr 29, 2012
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  11. Hanna

    Hanna Street Fighter +

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    I've been trying to deny that I'm awake as it's Sunday... my body clock hates me. :mad:
     
    Hanna, Apr 29, 2012
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  12. Garya

    Garya World Superbike +

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    This bloody DROUGHT
    Sposed to taking Mike out for his first run on his bike now he is road legal :rain:
     
    Garya, Apr 29, 2012
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  13. Les

    Les British Superbike +

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    Well I think you've got a lovely bodyclock.;)
     
    Les, Apr 29, 2012
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  14. Hanna

    Hanna Street Fighter +

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    PMSL! Bless you sweetie! :giggle:
     
    Hanna, Apr 29, 2012
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  15. Ducky

    Ducky Quackers! +

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    "April Showers" - they're not blooming kidding! :cry:
     
    Ducky, Apr 29, 2012
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  16. ChrisS

    ChrisS Twist N Go

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    Hmm, I agreed to split the fees with my soon to be ex wife, only to find that her solicitor was charging £260 + VAT. £2000 the bill ended up coming to, plus the £600 I paid my own solicitor to make sure I wasn't getting too badly screwed ;) (which he obviously failed at, lol)
     
    ChrisS, Apr 30, 2012
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  17. kitten_art

    kitten_art Race Rep +

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    Don't get married.....simples! :giggle:
     
    kitten_art, Apr 30, 2012
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  18. HAYABUSADAVE

    HAYABUSADAVE Custom cruiser +

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    The weather for the next few days!!!!!! :mad:
     
    HAYABUSADAVE, Apr 30, 2012
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  19. HAYABUSADAVE

    HAYABUSADAVE Custom cruiser +

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    What's married?????
    A disease? a virus? an infection? a bloody nuisance???? or all of this???? :giggle:
     
    HAYABUSADAVE, Apr 30, 2012
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  20. Skortchio

    Skortchio Caustic +

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    Yodel!
    Or more accurately their minimum wage, barely literate, unable to read or in fact interpret english spoken instructions via sat nav, drivers!
    Apparently my address is impossible to locate, or I wasn't in (I'm positive I was) two days running. Now it's showing the address is incomplete and may cause delay, it's the same one that has worked fine the last 50+ deliveries I've had sent here.
    Ho hum.
     
    Skortchio, May 1, 2012
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