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What's pi$$ed me off today.........!!

Discussion in 'Main Forum' started by Ducky, Jul 14, 2011.

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  1. viking killer

    viking killer Street Fighter +

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    my house went on the market yesterday...
     
    viking killer, May 18, 2012
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  2. HAYABUSADAVE

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    Would be if he uses the angle grinder....to stick his pinkies back on......maybe.......;)
     
    HAYABUSADAVE, May 18, 2012
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  3. lost

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    bloody arm is dead and feeling really weak
    to much wanking:laugh:before someone else puts it:)
     
    lost, May 20, 2012
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  4. megawatt

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    First thing that came to mind:rubhands:
     
    megawatt, May 20, 2012
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  5. HAYABUSADAVE

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    Use the other one then.....simples.....:thumbsup:
     
    HAYABUSADAVE, May 20, 2012
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  6. Roadwart

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    They always say its like having someone else do it but personally, I don`t want another blokes hand on my bits ;)
     
    Roadwart, May 20, 2012
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  7. HAYABUSADAVE

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    No me neither , the thought makes me wanna chunder :puke:
    Bad enough having someone walk in while having a pee at a public bog.....puts me right off let alone any of that!!!!!:eek:
    Nooooooooooooooo farkin way! :nono:
     
    HAYABUSADAVE, May 20, 2012
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  8. kitten_art

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    Methinks busaboy doth protest too much! :giggle::giggle::giggle:
     
    kitten_art, May 20, 2012
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  9. kitten_art

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    :hug3: things always come right in the end
     
    kitten_art, May 20, 2012
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  10. HAYABUSADAVE

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    Yes absolutely!!! :noway:
     
    HAYABUSADAVE, May 20, 2012
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  11. kitten_art

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    Piffle!
     
    kitten_art, May 20, 2012
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  12. HAYABUSADAVE

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    No not that either!!! :eek:

    piffle. The act of having sex in an amphitheater. :giggle: not into voyeurism either......boring eh......:whistle:

    I do know your meaning.......:ner:
     
    HAYABUSADAVE, May 20, 2012
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  13. kitten_art

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    :moon2:
     
    kitten_art, May 20, 2012
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  14. Panel Man

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    Pulling a muscle in my back at some time during last night. It's not that I am complaining about the searing pain which now accompanies any sort of trunk rotation, bending, laughing, eating, using the telephone... Nor even the occasional muscle spasms which seize the right side of my body and cause loss of balance as well as even more pain (plus the associated bruises and cuts from whatever I fall against). At least the latter makes me especially sympathetic with Skortchio's current muscular and neurological plight :rolleyes:.

    No, what really, really bugs me is that I did nothing which can possibly have caused it! :mad: I'd love to admit/boast about some wondrously physical activity perhaps involving a chandelier and a wet suit or lifting a bike across the garage as a quicker alternative to wheeling it out and in again.

    I suppose it's like waking up with a headache but not having had the party last night :(
     
    Panel Man, May 22, 2012
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  15. BlackHornet

    BlackHornet Look before you turn Staff Member Moderator +

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    wet suit and chandelier :rolleyes: thats just a werid one..................oh wait you live in the suburds of tunbridgewells where those kind of parties are the norm :D
     
    BlackHornet, May 22, 2012
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  16. Panel Man

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    Are you saying you've never been to one of those? Tut, tut... You'll have us believe you haven't attended a Mazola party next - Ha, ha, ha. Only joking. Of course you have :lol:
     
    Panel Man, May 22, 2012
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  17. BlackHornet

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    whats a Mazola party then ? :rolleyes:
     
    BlackHornet, May 22, 2012
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  18. alexs

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    alexs, May 22, 2012
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  19. Les

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    That where you substitute warm chocolate for cooking oil? Surely not.
     
    Les, May 22, 2012
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  20. viking killer

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    so i can turn up in my old diesel motor, have a good old orgy then scrape the oil off the bodies and fill my tank up and drive home :rubhands:
     
    viking killer, May 22, 2012
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