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Morning Sex

Discussion in 'Funny page' started by Carnage, Jan 17, 2012.

  1. Carnage

    Carnage Race Rep +

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    She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual
    Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only
    The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.
    As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said
    Softly, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!"

    My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming
    Or this is going to be my lucky day!"
    Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then
    Gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

    Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove,
    Her T-shirt still around her neck.

    Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked,
    "What was that all about?"
    She explained, "The egg timer's broken."
     
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