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the wise Biker

Discussion in 'Funny page' started by Carnage, Jan 17, 2012.

  1. Carnage

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    The guys were on a bike tour . No one wanted to share a room with Mick, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time during the trip . So they voted to take turns .

    The first guy that shared with Mick comes down to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot !

    They said " Man , what happened to you ?" He said " Mick snored so loudly , I just sat up and watched him all night . "

    The next night it was a different guys turn, in the morning , same thing , hair all standing up , eyes all bloodshot . ...They said " Man , what happened to you ? You look aful ! He said , " Man that Mick shakes the roof with his snoring , I watched him all night . "

    The third night it was Bill's turn . He was a tanned older biker, a man's man .....The next morning he came down to breakfast , bright-eyed and bushy -tailed . .... "Good morning " he said . They couldn't believe it .
    They said "Man what happened ? " He said " Well , we got ready for bed . I went and tucked Mick into bed , patted him on the arse, and kissed him good night . Mick sat up and watched me all night ." ........With age comes wisdom ! !
     

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