Golf Therapist

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her
ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together
at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in
... agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to
apologize. 'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I
know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him.

'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man
replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the foetal position, still
clasping his hands there at his groin. At her persistence, however,
he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and
laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside.
She administered tender and comforting massage for several long
moments and eventually asked, 'How does that feel'?

Feels really great, he replied; but I still think my thumb's broken!