Paddy's Pig & Paddy's Pig

Paddy and Paddy, two Irishmen, went out one day and each bought a

pig. When they got home, Paddy turned to Paddy and said, "Paddy,

me ol'mate, how are we going to tell who owns which Fookin' Pig?"

Paddy says, "Well Paddy, I'll cut one of te ears off my Fookin

Pig, and ten we can tell them apart." "Ah, dat id be grand," says

Paddy.


This worked fine until a couple of weeks later, when Paddy

stormed into the house. "Paddy" he said, "Your Fookin Pig has

chewed the ear off my Fookin Pig. Now we got two fookin pigs with

one ear each. How are we going to tell who owns which fookin

pig.?" "Well Paddy," says Paddy,"I'll cut ta other ear off my

fookin pig. Ten we'll ave two fookin pigs and only one of them willavan ear".

"Ah tat'd be grand" says Paddy.


Again, this worked fine until a couple of weeks later, when Paddy

again stormed into the house. "Paddy", he said, "Your fookin pig

has chewed the other ear offa my fookin pig!!!." "Now, we got two

fookin pigs with no fookin ears!!!. How we gonna tell who owns

which fookin pig?" "Ah, dis is serious, Paddy" said Paddy. "I'll

tell ya what I'll do. I'll cut de tail offa my fookin pig. Den

we'll av two fookin pigs with no fookin ears and only one fookin

tail." "Ah tat'd be grand" says Paddy.


Another couple of weeks went by and..........you guessed it,

Paddy stormed into the house once more. "PADDY," shouted Paddy,

"YOUR FOOKIN PIG HAS CHEWED THE FOOKIN TAIL OFFA MY FOOKIN PIG,

AND NOW WE GOT TWO FOOKIN PIGS WITH NO FOOKIN EARS AND NO FOOKIN

TAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

HOW DE FOOK ARE WE GONNA FOOKIN TELL 'EM APART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Ah, Fook it" says Paddy, "how's about you have the black one,

and I'll have the white one"