1. You are currently not signed in. If you are already a registered user Please log in to get the full benefit from this site. If not, why not register and gain full access to our wonderful forums, view topics, make posts, and more! So if your not already a user, you can register by simply clicking the button to the right of this notice.

COWBOY sorts out BIKERS!

Discussion in 'Funny page' started by Jim, Jul 16, 2011.

  1. Jim

    Jim Race Rep +

    Messages:
    661
    A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
    ''Have you ever done anything of particular merit?'' St. Peter asked.
    ''Well, I can think of only one thing,'' the cowboy offered.
    ''On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and punched him in the face, kicked his Harley over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. Then I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the crap out of all of you!' ''
    St. Peter was impressed, ''When exactly did this happen?''
    ''Couple of minutes ago!''
     
    hoppielimp and Roadwart like this.
  2. viking killer

    viking killer Street Fighter +

    Messages:
    513
    ha ha yeah nice one
     
  3. lammyR6

    lammyR6 Moderator Staff Member Moderator +

    Messages:
    5,555
  4. Ducky

    Ducky Quackers! +

    Messages:
    1,351
  5. deano

    deano Commuter 500 +

    Messages:
    172
  6. Snowman

    Snowman Learner

    Messages:
    46
    He He He:g1:
     
  7. Yoda

    Yoda Sport Tourer + Site Supporter

    Messages:
    1,382
  8. J'05'H

    J'05'H Sport Tourer +

    Messages:
    94
  9. Stars and Stripes

    Stars and Stripes Secret prototype + Site Supporter

    Messages:
    1,908
    Did make me chuckle
     

Share This Page

  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
    Dismiss Notice