I'm not a fan of Harleys, but...

Ample handfuls of fairy dust and ephelump snot.......that is how it works

 

Have you ever tried riding anything even remotely like that? A five mile bimble would feel like a hundred and eleventy. Burning your arse would be the least of your worries.

 

Ok, so here's another beauty. The bike's not bad either. Fnar fnar.

Not the most comfortable riding position, what with the handlebars being behind you and all that. Still, at least we now know where Alan got his idea for 'slash cut pipes'.

One more thing - how much do you reckon she exhaled and gasped for air after this shot because the photographer said "Hoooooooold it"? Not that I'm compaining .

 

I've never swung a leg over a HD although they can look neat. Nearest I got to any cruiser was an XS250 when I couldn't afford better, horrid piece of shite.

 

Are you sure that you've never sat on a Harley??

 

Oh dear, the poor girl needs a square meal. Is that why she's selling the bike?

 

Maybe. If you can find her number, I'd be happy to call and ask her.

However, it's a not a 'square meal' she needs. I think she might prefer a 'long sausage' instead.

Due to her stance, I was originally going to add the caption "Here's one I pooped out earlier" but thought that may be a little coarse.

 

The pic of Les on the red HD above looks liked his filled his pants......

 

i thought sally worked in waitrose

 

... and she had her house number painted onto the tank, just in case she forgets where she lives.

 

The average age of a Harley rider......

 

Harleys are lumbersome agricultural turds, had a go on one some years back and it was uninviting, lacked any mojo and vibrated like a fanny rabbit!
Fucking horrible.....

But this is the hard on of all harleys!!!!
A Harris built Harley.....First saw it featured in 'Fast bikes' and love it!

Fuck sake!!! even I want one! of these !!!! This has sex appeal and looks the bollox, has the go and who wouldn't want to be seen on this!!!!!
I'd park this next to my 'Busa in the garage any day......

( Dear Santa, next year can i........and I won't tell the parents of how much a pervert you are!)

 

No,they're the shags she had last night......All those old age Hardley ablesome pensioners......

 

No Its ........................Only good thing on that is the spunky forks and front brakes....
What a waste of exotic gear on a turd.....

 

You just gotta be a pervert to ride one.....or a sado masichist!

 

Thats why the chaps wear 'chaps' so the bum is available easier...... next time at Brighton bike meet take a look.....

 

Now, flat trackers are different story, they have a meaning.....and some style......like the ones in 'Ghostrider' and the ones that dick wad Knieval used to bend up....

Altho back in the late 70s there was some 'Bullmers' sponsored Nortons taken to the states and they looked awesome.....

 

Come on Dave, you know my bike gives you a stiffy...