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Three Blokes In A Pub...

Discussion in 'Funny page' started by Steve B, Feb 7, 2014.

  1. Steve B

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    Three men, a doctor, a lawyer, and a biker were sitting in a bar talking over
    a few drinks.

    After a sip of his Martini, the doctor said, "You know, tomorrow is my
    anniversary. I bought my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure if...
    she doesn't like the diamond ring, then at least she will like the Mercedes,
    and she will know that I love her."

    After finishing his scotch, the lawyer said, "Well, on my last anniversary, I
    bought my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she
    didn't like the pearls, then at least she would have enjoyed the trip, and she
    would have known that I loved her."

    The biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said, "Yeah, well for my
    anniversary, I got my old lady a t-shirt and a vibrator. I figured if she
    didn't like the t-shirt, then she could go f*** herself."
     
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