Company Wanted...!

Hi there! Looking forward to meeting you too. I think us ladies should come up with a cunning plan. A plan so cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a fox.....(sorry Black Adder fans!)

Dare I ask why 'Pinky'......?!

 

I sometimes wear pink hi-viz. It really helps when I take a wrong turn and have to have a search party sent to find me. I need all the help I can get.

 

Haha! I can see a picture forming here.....Is there anybody that knows where they're going?!! (It certainly won't be me!) These ride outs are going to be dead interesting. I won't know that I'm lost though - I won't know where I am in the first place.

 

Its not the discovering thats the concern! its the finding your way out again before the sun goes down and you find out your lost in the Village of the Damned. You know, the kind of place where you walk into the pub, the conversation stops and they all turn and look at you......

 

I AM LOST
will the rest of you stop trying to steal my name

 

So....are you 'Lost' or are you lost? Or both? Maybe you could go sit down in a quiet corner somewhere and find yourself.

Just trying to help....

 

Perhaps I should have made it clear I was speaking in a cerebral context cough, cough.
Make him wear oven gloves. That'll put a stop to it.

 

Annie,
This must be some sort of record number of postings for a first post. I'll leave Father Roadwart to determine that; but would you say it has represented a tolerable welcome to SECB? Your customer experience is important to us and we welcome your feedback. Please hold; please hold; please hold; please hold; please hold; please hold; please hold; please hold; please hold; please hold; please hold; please hold; please hold.......

 

Damn. I was so hoping opposites would attract. Hey, ho.

Annie? Are you another undercover nutter who looks and sounds normal? We've all become really good at it but aren't too proud to learn more!

 

Depends what you call mad really. Personally, I do believe that I am a tad unhinged, but then if you put me in a place thats full of others of an unhinged inclination then we find our kind of normal on the unhinged-ometer. Normal being subjective of course.
But to answer the question, now that the lift music has stopped and I've pressed buttons 1, 3, 5, 5, 2, and 6, been cut off twice, lost my temper with the automated voice recognition service and spoken to the same person 4 times only to end up back where I started, I do feel extremely welcome so I genuinly thank you all for that. I'm feeling all warm and smooshy inside, ahhhhhh

 

Erm, I not sure I'd go so far as to say that......

 

NUTCASE! .....................................Coooooool, you'll do well.

 

Awwww, thanks Jim! Proud to be a nutter! X

 

Good grief, woman. Don't let Kitten Art see the hat or any spider webs - she will charm them away! Yeah, that's all pretty abnormal by conventional standards. You may want to ease off the foundation a bit though.

 

I have a very big stick and I know how to use it...

 

You've just pinched Lost's chat up line

 

Does he wallop people with it like I do? Very satisfying.
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