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They Walk Amongst Us ! they seriously do !

Discussion in 'Funny page' started by StevieDee, Jul 23, 2011.

  1. StevieDee

    StevieDee Off Roader +

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    *IDIOT SIGHTING 1

    My daughter and I went to a McDonalds drive-through.
    Our total was £4.20, so I handed the girl a 20p piece with a £5 note.

    She said, 'you gave me too much money.'
    I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me £1 back.'

    She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request.

    I did so and he handed me back the 20 pence and said 'We're sorry but they couldn't do that kind of thing.'
    The girl then proceeded to give me back 80 pence in change.

    Don't confuse the girls at McD's....



    *IDIOT SIGHTING 2

    We had to have the garage door repaired. The GARADOR repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener.

    I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one GARADOR made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower.
    He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower.'
    I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4 and he said, 'NOOO, it's not. Four is larger than two.'

    We haven't used Garador repair since.
    Happened in Bromley, Kent UK



    *IDIOT SIGHTING 3

    I live in a semi rural area. A new neighbour recently called the Highways Agency to request the removal of the 'DEER CROSSING' sign on our road. The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing any more.'
    Story from Crayford, Kent, UK


    *IDIOT SIGHTING 4

    My daughter went to her local KFC and ordered a Mexican taco. She asked the man behind the counter for 'minimum lettuce.'
    He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.
    From Gillingham, Kent, UK .


    *IDIOT SIGHTING 5

    I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an Irish airport employee asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?'

    I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?'

    He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.'
    Happened at Luton Airport, UK



    *IDIOT SIGHTING 6

    The pedestrian crossing on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged co-worker of mine.

    She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals to blind people when the light is red.
    Appalled, she responded: 'What on earth are blind people doing driving?!'

    She is a local council employee in Dartford, Kent, UK


    *IDIOT SIGHTING 7
    When my husband and I arrived at our local Ford dealer to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it.

    We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door.
    As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked.
    "Hey," I announced to the Mechanic "It's open!"
    His reply: 'I know. I already did that side.'

    This was at the Ford dealership in St Albans, Hertfordshire UK.
     
  2. viking killer

    viking killer Street Fighter +

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    :hah: oh shit, we are doooooomed
     
  3. Ducky

    Ducky Quackers! +

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    That's some scary **** there.....still I guess someone has to get the leftovers from the gene pool! :D
     
  4. Roadwart

    Roadwart Administrator Staff Member Administrator +

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    I think the gene pool needs a bit more chlorine :D
     
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  5. Yoda

    Yoda Sport Tourer + Site Supporter

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    Were Knacked .lol
     
  6. Jayjay

    Jayjay Street Fighter +

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    :D There are some truly scary people out there !!!!
     

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