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What Made Me Smile today ...........................????

Discussion in 'Main Forum' started by Yoda, Jul 14, 2011.

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  1. kitten_art

    kitten_art Race Rep +

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    Not quite sure where to put this one but......
    Early afternoon, I was hammering ....I mean riding, up the dual carriageway towards the Boship. Saw that we were coming to a one lane restriction, so rode a little less sedately *cough* passed a few cars and a white van....I did actually notice a gun metal grey audi as I flew (rode sedately) passed, but did not register.......until I saw some ever so pretty blue lights in my mirror. Could not pull over, was now in the one lane restriction, so continued up to the next roundabout with the pretty blue lights twinkling away quite merrily and pulled in on the left, thinking "oh shit....I've just hammered (yeah ok, I admit it!!!) passed a damn cop car and now I am in for a bollocking"....I rearranged face to the "ever so sorry occifer, my throttle appears to be sticking open and what with not knowing much about things with engines, I was on my way to the garage"....only to watch the damn audi fly passed, blue lights a blazing! One pillock on a VN watches the cars she overtook pass her, including the smug white van, then she pulls out behind them.....doh!
    Did make me chuckle after the event!
     
    kitten_art, Apr 21, 2012
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  2. Skortchio

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    :thumbsup:
     
    Skortchio, Apr 21, 2012
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  3. Skortchio

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    This:
    mug.jpg
     
    Skortchio, Apr 21, 2012
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  4. kitten_art

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    kitten_art, Apr 21, 2012
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  5. Les

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    Am I missing the obvious?:confused:
     
    Les, Apr 21, 2012
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  6. Skortchio

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    Nope, that's about the level of what passes for a 'good' day round here currently. Getting a mug with a handle.
    Fun!
     
    Skortchio, Apr 21, 2012
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  7. kitten_art

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    Easily pleased....;)
    Just happen to like the mug.....bite me. :ner:
     
    kitten_art, Apr 21, 2012
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  8. kitten_art

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    oops :blind:
     
    kitten_art, Apr 21, 2012
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  9. Les

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    I must've spent minutes staring at the bat looking for something to appear, something dirty maybe.:(
     
    Les, Apr 21, 2012
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  10. Stars and Stripes

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    Thats just your mind!!!!! :whistle:
     
    Stars and Stripes, Apr 22, 2012
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  11. BlackHornet

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    seeing someone leave their lights on thier bike at rye, when i said i hope it will start came a reply of cause it will it's british..........it didn't :hah: so a few attempts to bump start it and no luck :( Luckily there was a Aprilla in the car park :thumbsup: which means an owner that carries everything ready to get bikes going. Out came the jump leads and the tiger was fired up. well all was well until the owner started to panic as now an oil light was on and wasn't going out. A few minutes of panic before meggawatt pointed out it was a fuel light :hah::hah::hah:

    To save anyone from blushing to much i have changed the forum members name in this storty to tsol :giggle:
     
    BlackHornet, Apr 22, 2012
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  12. Tony

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    Er is it Solt .......:haha: Good to see you guys this morning
     
    Tony, Apr 22, 2012
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  13. lost

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    at least you forgot to add the fact i fell over getting off the bike at the cafe
     
    lost, Apr 22, 2012
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  14. BlackHornet

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    :hah::hah: yer i forgot about that
     
    BlackHornet, Apr 22, 2012
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  15. lammyR6

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    Well you at least a rideout with you lot is guaranteed to have lots of laughs!!
     
    lammyR6, Apr 22, 2012
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  16. Skortchio

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    David Vizard: "If you have followed what I've said so far about air consumption and how hp is measured, then you've got hold of the basics of understanding about power production and measurement. However, you probably now only know enough to be dangerous rather than enlightened"

    :laugh:
     
    Skortchio, Apr 23, 2012
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  17. Yoda

    Yoda Sport Tourer + Site Supporter

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    My broadband & phone line is now on - Sky did not fail
     
    Yoda, Apr 23, 2012
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  18. Carnage

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    only you losty ....only you ...i dont suppose youve told em about the mix up with the HRT medication......:hah::whistle:
     
    Carnage, Apr 24, 2012
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  19. lost

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    your like a bloody elephant you:D
     
    lost, Apr 24, 2012
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  20. BlackHornet

    BlackHornet Look before you turn Staff Member Moderator +

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    well one of you 2 needs to spill about this ????
     
    BlackHornet, Apr 24, 2012
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