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Last Night. ....

Discussion in 'Funny page' started by Scrubz, Apr 19, 2014.

  1. Scrubz

    Scrubz Twist N Go

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    Last night I ate 15 yoghurts.....I was totally Mullered!!!!

    My dad got the sack from the highways maintenance department. ..they said he'd stolen equipment! ....I didn't believe it but when I looked in his room...... all the signs were there!!

    I walked into the pub and asked the barman for a packet of helicopter flavour crisps.....he said "I'm sorry we only have plain"!

    I got home today to find a note from the wife on the fridge. ..it read 'it's not working,I can't take anymore'....I opened the door, the light came on, the beer was cold....what's she on about??!
     
    Scrubz, Apr 19, 2014
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  2. Roadwart

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    Now I know where my little black joke book went ;)
     
    Roadwart, Apr 19, 2014
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  3. Scrubz

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    Hahaha. ..not guilty mi'lud....a mate of mine regularly sends me a CGF (crap joke Friday) email and I thought. ....well why should I be the only one to suffer!! :rofl:
     
    Scrubz, Apr 19, 2014
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    Or even CJF... seems that turning 49 has affected my spolling...errr spelling!!!:(
     
    Scrubz, Apr 19, 2014
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  5. Roadwart

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    I just blame the auto carrot on my phone mate ;)
     
    Roadwart, Apr 20, 2014
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