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Not A Good Looker

Discussion in 'Funny page' started by sniff, Jun 3, 2014.

  1. sniff

    sniff Learner

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    I was in a pub in Chatham last Saturday night,
    when this really brutally ugly girl came up to me, squeezed
    my rear and said, "Give me your number, sexy."

    I replied "Have you got a pen?"

    She smiled and said "Yes."

    I replied, "Well you better get back into it, before the farmer
    notices you're missing.
     
    sniff, Jun 3, 2014
    #1
    viking killer, Stars and Stripes, NAPA121 and 1 other person like this.

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